Labor & Delivery :: Part 1
Labor & Delivery :: Part 2
Labor & Delivery :: Part 3
So, it’s 11pm, I’m 9cm dilated, and the kid finally dropped. Way to wait till the last possible moment. My kid seems to be a procrastinator…just like his momma.
Things were really starting to move. I can’t remember if my mom was in the room at this point, but I know my man was. He was so wonderful through my labor. It wasn’t the most difficult labor (hats off to my friend Mr. Epidural), but I’m sure I had my moments of not-so-pleasantness. Although, he should be use to my fussy spells after 5 years.
The nurse checks me one last time just before midnight. If I could move and/or feel my legs I would have danced a little jig. I was 10cm dilated and ready to push, or in my view….Ready To Eat!
I was so ready to eat that I thought I would be a little proactive while the nurse started preparing the room for delivery. Sitting in my bed, I began to push ever so slightly. All I could think is that this could go on for hours too. That was the last thing I wanted to happen. Mama needs her some chicken nuggets. I know I was bad for doing that, but I was sooooo hungry. Not to mention I was barely pushing. It just made me feel a tiny bit better.
Finally, the real pushing began. Up came the stirrups, and in went my legs. Let me remind you that I have an internal contraction monitor at this point. For whatever reason it wasn’t working. I think it got pushed out. Wait! Let me rewind a few minutes. The internal contraction monitor was working for the first 10 minutes or so, but due to my awesome pushing skills I think it got dislodged. Oops!
So, I’m pushing, I’m pushing, I’m pushing, and then I’m not because the monitor stops showing contractions. At this point we realize that the monitor isn’t doing it’s job, so we went Old School. The next 20 minutes I had to feel my stomach for tightness, tell the nurse, and then start pushing. Since I was constantly pushing on my tummy to feel for tightness I noticed that I mainly felt the contractions on the right side of my stomach. That doesn’t have any other merit in this story except that I felt like mentioning it.
I began feeling a tad queezy due to all the pushing, so my nurse once again hooked me up with an oxygen mask. That makes twice during my labor I’ve been put on oxygen. I don’t know what they charge you at the hospital for oxygen, but I’m sure it’s something like $500/minute. People it’s air! Are you seriously charging me for air?
My nurse noticed I was feeling a bit warm and thought that I was running a fever. So, she took my temp and all was normal. She was worried with me being warm (or possibly feverish) that the baby might be running a fever too. That would be bad.
By the way, not being able to move and feel your legs is the strangest thing. They don’t really feel heavy, but they did feel much larger than normal. When I would grab them to begin pushing I don’t remember them ever feeling quite so plump.
For me, time flew by when I was pushing. At this point I was no longer thinking about food. FINALLY! I was focused on the task at hand. I’ve heard that even with an epidural you still feel the pressure to push, but I sure didn’t. I don’t know. Maybe I did. Maybe I was just so excited that it was finally time to meet the new love of my life that I completely over looked it.
So there I was, Derek standing to my left holding my leg, and my head. The nurse to the front, ready to catch the football I was about to hike to her, and then she tells me to stop. With an excited look on her face, and a huge smile on Derek’s I stop the pushing. I remember asking Derek if he could see the head. He could, and then he told me he sees hair too. I remember trying to use the mirror in the bathroom to see what was going on down there, but it was too far away. For some reason my room didn’t seem to have one of those “see everything in all it’s glory” mirrors. Before I went into labor I swore that no one, but the doctors and nurses should ever have to look at what’s happening down there during delivery. When it’s happening to you, you can’t help but be a bit curious.
The nurse tells me to stop pushing. I was crowning! At this point Derek and I are both amazed that it has come to this point so quick. I was certain that I would be pushing for a while longer. I mean it has been what like 20 – 25 minutes? I had a decent little labor. Not to say that it was a long labor, because believe you, me I feel for those ladies who hang in there for 24 hrs plus. Those women are my heroes.
Minutes later the doctor and her team of helpers arrived. I never realized the set-up that goes into delivering a baby. Geez. It’s a whole production. It freakin’ looks like they are about to preform a C-section right there on the spot. They had buckets for catching stuff, needles for sewing, clamps for clamping, and scissors for scissoring.
The doc asks for one more big push and…..Ta Da!!!!! At 12:36am my new best friend was born.
He gave out one little wimpy cry. The doctor laughs and says “Well, you can do better than that.” She drys him off and sucks the nasty out of his throat and he showed us what he really had. The doctor referred to him as a juicy baby. I guess that’s when the baby doesn’t get all that fluid pushed out of their lungs during delivery.
This was it, I was officially a mother. I created life. Wow. At that exact moment I thought I would be experiencing something totally different than what came over me. I thought that just like in the movies I would start crying along with my new teeny tiny baby, but I didn’t. I just gazed at him. I was in awe of how perfect he looked. I really couldn’t believe what just happened. He was perfect. And tan. That tan turned out just to be a slight case of Jaundice.
Just then the doctor says, “You’ve got yourself one good looking baby.” And Derek replies, “Well, all new babies are cute, right?” The doc replied with a chuckle and a NO. She said, “You guys really DO have a good looking baby.”
Then the magic happened. I held my baby for the first time. It isn’t exactly how I pictured it. I figured that there would be tears involved. I mean come on people, I cried during my wedding vows. I got so choked up during my vows people thought I was about to make a run for it. But alas, when I met my 1st born my eyes were dry. I mean there was the warm gooey feeling in my heart and a huge smile on my face, but no tears. Derek neither. I’m pretty sure it had to do with total and utter shock. Even without tears it was a perfect moment.
Since they thought I had a fever during the delivery they checked my little man out during baby inspection time, and found that his temp was a tad elevated. That means the neonatal team was called down to check on him. Luckily his temp regulated. They hooked my man up with a little bit of oxygen too (another $500 I’m sure).
I made the mistake of looking down when the doc was preparing to “sew things up”, and accidentally saw the needle. BIG MISTAKE! HUGE MISTAKE! Thank God for epidurals. Let’s just say I quickly turned my head away and focused on the new kid in the room.
Grayson came out a healthy 8lbs 6oz, and measuring a full 21 inches. Hence the sewing going on down there.

I nursed for the 1st time, and then the visitors came pouring in.


Popeye!!!

It was almost 2am and we had family and friends galore waiting to meet sweet little Grayson.


Later in the day more friends stopped by to visit the little guy.


Here are just some of the gifts we received during our stay. We are so blessed to have so many people love us. Thank you all.

Do you see that Edible Bouquet? I devoured it. I mean I polished it off in just a few hours. Thanks Ryan and Sarah. I think I will now celebrate my son’s birthday each year with one of those bad boys. Delish!
The next day we packed up and headed home.
