
I don’t use this acronym much, but OMG!!!! Child, you are HUGE! I took you in for your 18 month check-up and you are weighing in at 28 lbs, and are 34 ins tall. You are still in the 90th percentile for height and the 75th for weight. Sheesh! The doc did say that your weight to height ratio is at 50% so you are exactly where you need to be for how freakishly tall you are.
- You climb on everything these days. Seriously, you never stop moving. Seriously. You are an awesome kid. Not a bad kid at all, but I always have this constant fear that since you are always on the move and don’t like to sit still people are going to think that you are a bad kid, or a hyperactive kid. When all that it really is, is that you are a boy. 110% BOY. Many of my friends have little girls and their kids are just dainty and calm, and will sit still for more than 30 seconds at a time. I really hope they know that having a boy changes everything. I really love having a boy, but you little fellas have more energy than you know what to do with.
- You love playing in the pantry. And now that I’ve moved your snacks down to a reachable shelf you are constantly bringing me items that you want to eat. I honestly think that you would eat anything as long as you found it on “your shelf”.

- You have begun climbing out of your crib so we dropped the mattress down to the floor, and it seemed to stop your escape attempts for a month or so. Or so, is the phrase I want to focus on here. Just last night (at 1am mind you) you woke from a bad dream crying. I usually give you a few minutes to see if you can calm yourself down before I go in to check on you, but within 45 seconds of you waking you had made it out of your crib and were at the gate (your door) crying for “Momma!” Kid I am so not ready to transition you to a toddler bed yet. Please stay in your crib a while longer. Pretty please…with sugar on top!
- You L, to the O, to the V, to the E…..LOVE, trains. You now have quite the collection of wooden tracks and trains, and have gotten quite talented at putting the tracks together. At first you would get frustrated trying to piece the tracks together, but in the past month you really have figured the whole thing out. Your favorite part of playing with your trains are the bridges. You are constantly trying to balance your trains on the “hill” of the bridges, but they never seem to stay. I did notice the other day that you did get one to stay put, and you were beyond thrilled with your little train.

- You do really well at stores, and have yet to make me that totally embarrassed mom that has a crazy fit throwing child in her cart. You love waving at everyone you see. And I must say, the ladies love it. They eat you up. There is something about a wave and a smile from you that makes even the most bitter or sad looking woman/man just light up.
- If there is one thing that brings you massive amounts of joy it would be bubbles. We own so many bottles of bubbles, bubble wands, bubble swords, and other bubble paraphernalia I’m about to have an intervention for both of us.

- You are finally saying “Mom” and “Momma”. You’ve been able to say them for some time now it’s just that you would never use them to name me. Everyone else you would name them by name, but me you would just sit there with a blank stare on your face. It was weird. We knew you knew my name because you would say cry it when you were extremely upset or hurt. About 2 weeks ago you finally started saying who I was and it was like music to my ears.

- You chest bump the dogs. They hate it. I think it’s kinda funny, but as any good Mom would do…I don’t encourage it.
- You still hate being put in a car seat. I still hate having to put you in your car seat.
- You love laying on your belly while reading books and playing with toys. You saw Daddy do it one day and now it’s your go-to book reading position. It’s pretty much precious.

- You are finally getting a bit more hair on that head of yours, but not much.

- We just discovered Mickey Mouse Clubhouse around here, and I’m kicking myself for it taking this long. You love Mickey. When you hear that theme song come on you come skidding into the room and start shaking your hips and smiling bigger than I’ve ever seen. You even say “Toodles” when Mickey calls for him. I can’t wait to take you to see him one day.
You are just about as sweet as you can be. Thanks for being my tiny Squishy Baby.
Love,
Mum (that’s what is sounds like when you say Mom…so cute!)