Cougar In Training
Today is my birthday. I am turning the big TWO…NINE. Don’t feel bad for me, I’m fine with it. The person you need to have pity for is my youngin’ of a husband, Derek. He’s only26.
I figured why wait till my 40′s to become a cougar? Why not get the 1st one while I’m young too, and just train him well? It’s like getting a dog; train them well when they are puppies and they will be your faithful companion till the end of time.
Wanna see how loving my puppy husband is? On a typical day I pack my drink bag in the morning, but he beat me to it today. When he packed my bag he snuck in some sweet birthday notes for me. He’s a keeper!





